The Garbage Diaries

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Godel - 10:52 p.m. , 2009-03-22

awake - 8:31 p.m. , 2008-08-20

Auspicious Omens - 3:06 p.m. , 2007-07-19

the never - 12:03 p.m. , 2007-07-18

vbs - 855788 , dfbhhj




Main Entry: plas�tic�i�ty
Pronunciation: pla-'sti-s&-tE
Function: noun
Date: circa 1783
1 : the quality or state of being plastic; especially : capacity for being molded or altered
2 : the ability to retain a shape attained by pressure deformation
3 : the capacity of organisms with the same genotype to vary in developmental pattern, in phenotype, or in behavior according to varying environmental conditions

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it's a dark day. my favorite coffee shop is out of business. i drove by the other day and saw the counter all ripped out, soda machines sitting on the floor. i'm very sleepy and need a stimulating beverage, but can i go to my favorite place? NO! Goddamnit. Plus people keep calling me on the phone and asking me stuff. i'm so sleepy i can barely stay upright in my chair and the phone keeps ringing and then i have to answer it and try to find out what the fuck people want and then figure out how to give it to them so then i have to call other people out and explain the situation... all while my eyes are hanging out of my head by the optic nerve, i'm so tired, and by the time they've told me what i need to know, i can't figure out who it was who i should call back first and what the fuck i'm supposed to say... it's like i'm some big, ugly, meaty information processor stuck between the computer and the phone. i don't know fuckall.






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