The Garbage Diaries

T h e G a r b a g e D i a r i e s


2009-11-17 - raindrop
08/04/09 - goofy
08/04/09 - goofy
- -
2009-04-12 - sunday crush
2009-04-12 - Forgetting is OK
- spring is inside me
2009-04-04 - Promise
2009-04-03 - -
- flowers
2009-03-22 - Godel
2008-08-20 - awake
2007-07-19 - Auspicious Omens
2007-07-18 - the never
dfbhhj - vbs
ghost - -
- -
2007-06-29 - Riddle
2007-06-29 - foen hrtr
janus the 23rd, 40th year of ME - enereo
01/23/2007 - she goes
2007-01-19 - When something is "touching":
not daytime - Monkeys with smart phones.
01/15/2007 - moondust
2006-12-30 - Very Important
2006-12-30 - correction
2006-12-30 - Proust-ish.
- by myself
2006-12-29 - I, robot.
2006-12-28 - counterprductive
2006-08-16 - -
2006-08-06 - siberia
january - reverse
2005-11-23 - Fuck Karma: Keep Shit Fun
2005-11-23 - pithy
2005-11-23 - gooder means better
2005-11-23 - -
2005-11-13 - -
2005-09-09 - blogcast
2005-04-11 - no cigarettes
2005-03-16 - -
2004-01-18 - z
2004-01-14 - Funny Thing
2004-01-13 - STUPID RANT
2004-01-12 - stupid story
2004-01-12 - nightmare
2003-09-18 - radiohell
2003-09-18 - secret handshake men
2003-09-18 - -
2003-09-17 - the children insist
2003-08-27 - a short history of nothing
2003-03-13 - 17 year anniversary
2003-03-12 - robot
2003-03-08 - here there be monsters
2003-02-26 - -
2003-02-23 - -
2003-02-19 - the heavenly beatitudes of Steve
2003-02-08 - -
2003-01-24 - blocked writer
2003-01-21 - -
2003-01-19 - -
2003-01-16 - kitty litter
2003-01-14 - all new and improved Diaries
2002-06-22 - maze
2002-06-21 - darkness sweeps my tears away
2002-06-21 - impermanence
2002-06-17 - -
2002-06-11 - Inferno: A Story
2002-06-11 - summer is a coming on, cry cuckoo!
2002-06-11 - species #7
2002-01-30 - butterfly
2001-07-16 - grayfire
2001-07-13 - go to hell
2001-07-13 - it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...
2001-07-12 - amen
2001-07-11 - memory
2001-07-11 - report
2001-07-09 - piratediaries
2001-07-09 - writing from intent
2001-07-09 - philosophornication
2001-07-09 - jouiou
2001-07-08 - stupendo
2001-07-08 - nastysongs
2001-07-07 - doomspace
2001-07-07 - martini
2001-07-07 - nocturnalia
2001-07-07 - jfj
2001-07-07 - marsopolis
2001-07-07 - mooncover
2001-07-06 - old friends
2001-07-05 - red sox pull victory from the paws of john rocker
2001-07-04 - amerikan
2001-07-02 - drugs, please.
2001-06-30 - painoftheinsane
2001-06-29 - theory
2001-06-29 - slumps
2001-06-28 - callings
2001-06-28 - good day.
2001-06-28 - characters in control
2001-06-28 - dreamball
2001-06-24 - cgfennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnand then payloaders and argument between women n
2001-06-24 - 2123
2001-06-24 - marsagain
2001-06-24 - dkd\
2001-06-24 - fear
2001-06-24 - monsterball
2001-06-24 - from an ancient text book
2001-06-24 - jkl;jkl;
2001-06-23 - jobs
2001-06-23 - 8oh
2001-06-23 - tyoping with eyes shut
2001-06-23 - m3h8
2001-06-23 - ho
2001-06-23 - r68
2001-06-23 - mangra
2001-06-23 - psychosomatic
2001-06-21 - can you leave what you are?
2001-06-21 - interruptus
2001-06-21 - tiny monsters within the mind
2001-06-21 - sex and money
2001-06-21 - the hypochondriachronicles
2001-06-19 - adf
2001-06-19 - pains
2001-06-19 - 99499409834
2001-06-19 - 48409834
2001-06-19 - thoughts
2001-06-19 - my guarantee to you
2001-06-19 - the thing in the driveway
2001-06-19 - desk, last day of spring, 2001
2001-06-19 - royal bitch academy
2001-06-19 - hlasd
2001-06-18 - coming soon... or maybe not.
2001-06-18 - pennies
2001-06-18 - infinite brick wall
2001-06-18 - der flugenheimen
2001-06-16 - values in flux
2001-06-16 - when did insects branch
2001-06-16 - go team
2001-06-16 - how many brains does a slug need?
2001-06-16 - sleepysport
2001-06-15 - games
2001-06-15 - clues for rent
2001-06-15 - cooler ending for swann's way
2001-06-15 - question
2001-06-15 - a tunnel from the wild jungle of boyhood to the great plain of middle-age
2001-06-15 - dreaming of powell's
2001-06-14 - judge
2001-06-14 - a memory of pilar
2001-06-13 - mookdom
2001-06-13 - eck
2001-06-12 - story
2001-06-12 - chips
2001-06-12 - philosophicalizationalizing
2001-06-12 - Odysseus the Younger
2001-06-12 - the other guy
2001-06-12 - Umphantine
2001-06-12 - hermes
2001-06-12 - proustian yearnings
2001-06-12 - but no marijuana
2001-06-12 - message
2001-06-12 - not feel like a fish
2001-06-12 - dr
2001-06-11 - certain questions remain unanswered
2001-06-11 - something odd
2001-06-11 - regret
2001-06-10 - my friends in the tank
2001-06-10 - mr. terwilliger
2001-06-10 - kitchen night walking
2001-06-10 - no mind, just many brain cells doing things
2001-06-10 - flourishing his silver death's head cane
2001-06-10 - on not becoming a professional athlete: mortality considered
2001-06-10 - true story
2001-06-10 - einstein i am not
2001-06-09 - styte
2001-06-09 - i was not looking at palm trees
2001-06-09 - watertruck
2001-06-09 - vampire technology
2001-06-09 - lame ass city
2001-06-08 - six
2001-06-08 - lao tzu says: "be one with failure/for the Way fails too."
2001-06-08 - bug heaven
2001-06-08 - is whale brain bigger than me? how big is whale brain?
2001-06-08 - a fly lurks
2001-06-07 - buenas noche
2001-06-07 - setphen has returned
2001-06-07 - setphen has returned
2001-06-07 - iiiiiiiiiii
2001-06-07 - day before yesterday?
2001-06-07 - ceiling fan looked like the devil
2001-06-07 - swim
2001-06-06 - Alan Greenspan and Bill Gates mud=wrestling in bikinis.
2001-06-06 - i have no excuse
2001-06-06 - Hi moon. Hi mars.
2001-06-06 - got milk?
2001-06-06 - painmusic
2001-06-06 - capitalism
2001-06-06 - talk to people like they were an episode of televised sports.
2001-06-06 - factual
2001-06-05 - gas pumps grow cobwebs
2001-06-05 - i try to speak and hummingbirds fly out of my mouth.
2001-06-05 - strangely enough... death is coming
2001-06-05 - anxiety
2001-06-04 - sleepyhead
2001-06-04 - moool
2001-06-04 - mooniac
2001-06-04 - might make no sense
2001-06-04 - so why worry.
2001-06-04 - the next best thing to a robot: Jay Leno.
2001-06-04 - don't join this diaryring
2001-06-04 - how about an "i'm only in one diary-ring diary-ring?"
2001-06-04 - once a blue turtle came into my mind and told me all this stuff about our crazy species
2001-06-04 - ayotalloh khomeini was right
2001-06-04 - give cheese a pants
2001-06-04 - extra seratonin in the synapse today, apparently
2001-06-04 - the plants.
2001-06-03 - raiding medicine chests. sneaking around. thinking bad thoughts: it's all going to wind up in a strange place you'd never guess:
2001-06-03 - pterodactyls
2001-06-03 - about as healthy as i've been in years
2001-06-03 - warning
2001-06-03 - jigim mid kravis or pintle dd oogster
2001-06-03 - kleenex nuclear
2001-06-03 - if you don't wait for the microwave to beep the long beep, you have attention deficit disorder.
2001-06-02 - a=b, b=c, so a=c.in which case: I am God; I am crazy; therefore God is crazy.
2001-06-02 - do robot cats live in the neon alley?
2001-06-02 - doxology
2001-06-02 - the new new testament
2001-06-02 - can he get out of that little bowl-thing in the fishtank? will he have enough oxygen? will he starve overnight? there's so much i don't know.
2001-06-01 - silverbubble
2001-06-01 - i am the dalai dummah
2001-06-01 - call me alice
2001-06-01 - microsoft=bill gates' pet name for his willy.
2001-06-01 - in poor taste, i must say: many rules of polite discourse violated.
2001-06-01 - test
2001-05-31 - a real puzzler
2001-05-31 - diaryland
2001-05-31 - good english
2001-05-31 - click yes or no
2001-05-31 - space
2001-05-31 - save the environment: a different perspective
2001-05-31 - thought for the day
2001-05-31 - hunter
2001-05-31 - not a hallucination
2001-05-31 - timothy mcveigh says hi
2001-05-29 - possibly the end of this diary
2001-05-28 - words to the wise
2001-05-28 - don't read this
2001-05-28 - my kid is cool
2001-05-26 - hundred year old mirror of words
2001-05-26 - do you?
2001-05-25 - set phen takes over and the magic dragon takes us all away
2001-05-25 - only me and the hour of my dying
2001-05-25 - 14 moos but only ten are counted
2001-05-25 - told mom
2001-05-25 - hallucinations for all my friends
2001-05-24 - Go brain, go!
2001-05-24 - no nonsense entry
2001-05-23 - ripple in dream space: the fence is explained, partially
2001-05-23 - old fence place
2001-05-23 - my inner slut speaks
2001-05-23 - exist
2001-05-23 - weekend plans
2001-05-23 - loser-dad
2001-05-23 - two turntables and a microphone
2001-05-23 - this
2001-05-23 - i don't mind you reading this, but jeez, be sociable, sign the g-book already! it'd give me a warm fuzzy feeling. k?
2001-05-23 - how do you tell your parents you've been diagnosed with a mental illness?
2001-05-22 - my god, i'm riding on a turtle!
2001-05-22 - losing weight
2001-05-21 - holy ankh of set phen, batman!
2001-05-21 - can a crazy-ass attain the Tao?
2001-05-21 - anorexia
2001-05-21 - wait! don't pull of your diaper!
2001-05-20 - that sucking noise you just heard was my head coming out of a dark smelly tunnel
2001-05-20 - please whack my big fat ass!
2001-05-20 - info
2001-05-20 - fly testicles
2001-05-19 - denial
2001-05-19 - sad
2001-05-18 - ancestral voices
2001-05-17 - my grandfather
2001-05-17 - bungalow hairpiece
2001-05-17 - beam me up, scotty; there's no intelligent life down here.
2001-05-17 - the benadryl papers
2001-05-17 - brainbrain
2001-05-16 - i'm building a robot. me.
2001-05-16 - latenight
2001-05-16 - mike's bedroom
2001-05-15 - stupid male ego bullshit across socio-economic lines
2001-05-15 - who is robot?
2001-05-14 - ticonderoga
2001-05-14 - harriet the spy
2001-05-14 - wife's lunch
2001-05-14 - buddhist paul mcartney cleaning session
2001-05-13 - kickassthomasdylanianentryifidosaysomyselfbutyoubethejudge,K?
2001-05-13 - femsometimes?youbetcha!
2001-05-12 - GAY guy visits my consciousness, plus unusually weirditons
2001-05-12 - etcetera redefined
2001-05-12 - poo
2001-05-11 - funnypeople
2001-05-11 - i am magic
2001-05-10 - road map
2001-05-10 - pheasant
2001-05-10 - stinky
2001-05-10 - bluesky
2001-05-09 - campesino
2001-05-09 - mr. brain and the dream factory
2001-05-09 - mr. brain goes to the eighteenth century and looks at a hooker
2001-05-09 - 2 dreams
2001-05-09 - in my mind tonight
2001-05-09 - argument
2001-05-09 - look what's on my desk
2001-05-08 - skateboardin' jesus and my bad brain juice
2001-05-08 - should
2001-05-08 - gettingstuff
2001-05-08 - monk
2001-05-08 - alligators
2001-05-08 - wondering about it
2001-05-08 - astral lesbian lovers
2001-05-08 - molasses
2001-05-07 - whales
2001-05-06 - with eyes shut
2001-05-06 - person
2001-05-06 - beckett
2001-05-05 - monkeys
2001-05-05 - anniversaire
2001-05-05 - keep it interesting
2001-05-05 - midnight
2001-05-04 - boing-boing
2001-05-04 - what i do in the morning
2001-05-03 - hallucinations?
2001-05-03 - floops
2001-05-03 - brainpyjamas
2001-05-02 - uh
2001-05-02 - crappingzeroes
2001-05-01 - give me a moo
2001-05-01 - blog
2001-04-30 - psychedelic toad
2001-04-30 - downer
2001-04-30 - taping
2001-04-29 - Amherst
2001-04-28 - Really BAD
2001-04-28 - the pied piper
2001-04-26 - greed
2001-04-25 - pissed
2001-04-24 - psychobabble
2001-04-23 - manic-depression
2001-04-18 - egotrippin
2001-04-18 - time
2001-04-16 - walking
2001-04-12 - mayhem
2001-04-10 - neurotransmitter
2001-04-06 - money magnetics
2001-04-05 - found art
2001-04-03 - solipsistic janitor
2001-03-29 - tired
2001-03-29 - garbageland329
2001-03-28 - imagine
2001-03-23 - pilar
2001-03-19 - regression
2001-03-05 - storm of expatriation
2001-02-27 - my unconscious
2001-02-17 - Que Mazda sera, sera una Mazda
2001-02-14 - kid happiness
2001-02-03 - Astronomy, Time, Michel Tournier's key-grid
2001-01-16 - Living Life Without A Plan: American Heresy
2001-01-11 - Vacuum Consciousness
2001-01-02 - New Year... voices in head still there.



Main Entry: plas·tic·i·ty
Function: noun
Date: circa 1783
1 : the quality or state of being plastic; especially : capacity for being molded or altered
2 : the ability to retain a shape attained by pressure deformation
3 : the capacity of organisms with the same genotype to vary in developmental pattern, in phenotype, or in behavior according to varying environmental conditions



The voices in my head say I should tell you the following for the sake of your meritorious karma: Whether authored by Plasticity or Set Phen, all works are the sole possession of the physical entity "Stephen Rowe", Copyright 2009. Physical reproduction of the works herein is prohibited except with prior written permission from Set Phen or Plasticity. Memorization and dramatic representation in the ancient oral tradition is, however, highly encouraged.





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